Ask the Lord

iFUCKIT I’M GOIN ONNA DIETA!!!!

k7vin:

i am a huge fat fuck

i’ve been convinced

Source: k7vin

PRINT THIS POST Notes: 16 2/23/12 — 12:14am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMlmwGtr4sr

dinnerpartydan

asks:

My lord, I've recently been apprehended by the Russian secret police. What should I do?? D:

Ha! a Russian secret police? that is absolutely preposterous! Those barbarians can hardly maintain a systematical and long withstanding government than a secret police for… oh! It appears there is someone at my door!

Notes: 1 1/24/12 — 2:28am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMlmwFHVIOG

Anonymous

asks:

Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

Oh Dear! I’m afraid it’s not very lady-like to be posting “Body pics” on some interweb profile you’ve created!! Besides, my heart already has an owner, and that owner’s name is ADVENTURE!!!!! MUAHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

11/14/11 — 8:32pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMlmwBxqcSn

and then i’d asses the situation and either offer her a warm beverage, and possibly kiss the boo boo better. if it’s anything worst than a paper cut, i’d probably pass out.

11/12/11 — 12:16am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMlmwBpZUiA Filed under: #amelie was hurt! #I Don't know if I can handle this right now!!!

littletinydoom

asks:

follow up question to dinnerpartydan's: what flavored cupcake??

WELL, I’m obvously red velvet flavo… no no I must be blueberry… or chocolate?

…

maybe i’m more of a sourdough roll… or pumpernickel…

‘ll get back to you on this, I have some cooking to do

11/12/11 — 12:06am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMlmwBpYESj

Why don’t the people ask me things… it’s so terribly lonely here…

Well, at least I still have my penis here to keep me company!

His favorite holiday is comin up soon. CAN’T WAIT!!!

High-res Notes: 1 11/12/11 — 12:04am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMlmwBpXuX6 Filed under: #thanks giving penis #d-minor excursion

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Anonymous

asks:

IM me on Yahoo Msngr it's important. my username is wilsonneslervv121368

Well… This is not a question either, but since it’s so important, I guess I can… Wait… what is this? what’s… OH NO!!! A COMPUTER VIRUS? HOW CAN I… WHAT IS THI… AUGHHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!11010101010010100010100101010010100010100101010101…….

Notes: 1 10/25/11 — 8:25pm Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMlmwB71MG0

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10/25/11 — 4:24am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMlmwB5OyQg

Anonymous

asks:

So how do you feel about Amelie? Are you guys just friends or is there something more to you guys?

I think the best way to describe the relationship between me and my pilot can be summed up here.

http://k7vin.deviantart.com/#/d4ds59z

10/24/11 — 1:50am Short URL: http://tmblr.co/ZNMlmwB2fK0d