Ask the Lord

iFUCKIT I'M GOIN ONNA DIETA!!!!

Thu, 23 Feb 2012 00:14:17 -0500

i am a huge fat fuck

i’ve been convinced

My lord, I've recently been apprehended by the Russian secret police. What should I do?? D:

Tue, 24 Jan 2012 02:28:02 -0500

Ha! a Russian secret police? that is absolutely preposterous! Those barbarians can hardly maintain a systematical and long withstanding government than a secret police for… oh! It appears there is someone at my door!

Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dõt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 20:32:32 -0500

Oh Dear! I’m afraid it’s not very lady-like to be posting “Body pics” on some interweb profile you’ve created!! Besides, my heart already has an owner, and that owner’s name is ADVENTURE!!!!! MUAHA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

and then i’d asses the situation and either offer her a...

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:16:26 -0500

Amelie is hurt?!?!?!

first i'd do this...

and then i’d asses the situation and either offer her a warm beverage, and possibly kiss the boo boo better. if it’s anything worst than a paper cut, i’d probably pass out.

follow up question to dinnerpartydan's: what flavored cupcake??

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:06:55 -0500

WELL, I’m obvously red velvet flavo… no no I must be blueberry… or chocolate?

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maybe i’m more of a sourdough roll… or pumpernickel…

‘ll get back to you on this, I have some cooking to do

Why don’t the people ask me things… it’s so...

Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:04:21 -0500

Why don’t the people ask me things… it’s so terribly lonely here…

Well, at least I still have my penis here to keep me company!

His favorite holiday is comin up soon. CAN’T WAIT!!!

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Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:44:14 -0400

IM me on Yahoo Msngr it's important. my username is wilsonneslervv121368

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 20:25:04 -0400

Well… This is not a question either, but since it’s so important, I guess I can… Wait… what is this? what’s… OH NO!!! A COMPUTER VIRUS? HOW CAN I… WHAT IS THI… AUGHHGHGHGHGHGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!11010101010010100010100101010010100010100101010101…….

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 04:24:07 -0400

So how do you feel about Amelie? Are you guys just friends or is there something more to you guys?

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 01:50:52 -0400

I think the best way to describe the relationship between me and my pilot can be summed up here.

http://k7vin.deviantart.com/#/d4ds59z

If you were a pastry, what kind of pastry would you be and why?

Mon, 17 Oct 2011 02:44:36 -0400

♪♫ I’m a little cupcake short and stout! ♫

♪ Here is my handle here is my…

wait…

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Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:52:02 -0400

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Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:35:45 -0400

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Sat, 15 Oct 2011 20:13:25 -0400

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Tue, 11 Oct 2011 02:43:54 -0400

Eat your heart out Wink

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 23:00:33 -0400

Eat your heart out *Wink*

As well as any foul and… gelatin could? I actually...

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 22:56:24 -0400

As well as any foul and… gelatin could? I actually have quite a treat for you! I managed to snap a picture of the two of them playing together, some sort of “Chef” game I believe…

So cute <3!

What is the best way to prevent nipple chafing?

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 22:40:18 -0400

What a way to start!! I’d say use my patented Supreme Herbal Irritation Treatment Tonic (or better known as S.H.I.T.T.)! All one must do is smear the S.H.I.T.T. on the affected area and all skin contact will vanish. Unfortunately (for bizarre and unforeseen reasons) no company in the English empire wish to produce my product, so two sturdy bandages should do.

Attention Gentle ladies... The Blog is now open

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 03:10:00 -0400

Attention Gentle ladies... The Blog is now open:

I had K7vin post a pic, that I took, on his deviantart and I highly suggest that you all take a look